🚦 TRAFFIC LIGHT PARTY – VALENTINE’S DAY EDITION ❤️💛💚
CAUTION: HIGHLY AROUSING TRAFFIC AHEAD
Whether you’re loved-up, fed up, or ready to hook up, we’re turning Valentine’s Day into a full-scale traffic hazard 😈
Our cheeky Cupids will greet you at check-in with your status wristband:
💚 GREEN – Single & absolutely ready to mingle
💛 YELLOW – It’s complicated / emotionally available-ish
❤️ RED – Taken, delusional, or moving in next week
Expect scenic roots, flirty pit stops, and first-class FLIRT SERVICES guiding you through the night.
Singles, situationships and heartbreakers: this is YOUR night.
💔 Just broke up?
💔 Mercury ruining your life again?
💔 Can’t commit to a houseplant, let alone a partner?
💔 Or just here for the vibes?
We’ve got you.
Remember: love might be complicated…
…but the traffic light system isn’t 😉🚦
FREE ENTRY BEFORE 9PM | $10 entry after
Terms and conditions apply. 18+ only. We promote the responsible service of alcohol - drink responsibly.
